Possibly one day you’ll see me die, or I will to you. That is the only guarantee, unless one of us forgets the other. Really were are all useless little specs, the whole human life is and we will all become waste. Possibly become fuel for another generation of useless people. We have made our lives so complicated, we don’t know who were are anymore.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be someone who invents things. Someone who can design a building, a new item, a masterpiece on a canvas. People who create these things are artists, and that was what I wanted to be known as. But there is only one medium I can put all of my dreams in, movies.

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Dog Missed Connections.

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East River Dog Run
Saw you at the dog run yesterday morning. You were wearing a leather collar and running around in circles. I was wearing a gold collar and trying to have sex with you. At one point I managed to mount you and we sort of had sex for a couple of seconds. You shook me off, though, and ran away. I’m interested in getting to know you a little better. We obviously have chemistry and even though we just met once I really sensed a connection. I’ll be back at the dog run tomorrow morning. Hope to see you there.
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FDR Drive
I saw you out the window of my master’s car, during a traffic jam. We barked at each other for a while. I thought you made some interesting points. Would love to meet up sometime for a casual, low-key date. Maybe we could go to central park together and eat garbage off the ground. Open to anything. 
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75th Street and Park Avenue
Saw you yesterday afternoon, helping a blind human cross the street. You seem like someone with a gentle soul and a caring heart. Would love to mount you violently from behind and have aggressive sex with your body. 

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funnyordie:

Dog Missed Connections.

M/4/W

East River Dog Run

Saw you at the dog run yesterday morning. You were wearing a leather collar and running around in circles. I was wearing a gold collar and trying to have sex with you. At one point I managed to mount you and we sort of had sex for a couple of seconds. You shook me off, though, and ran away. I’m interested in getting to know you a little better. We obviously have chemistry and even though we just met once I really sensed a connection. I’ll be back at the dog run tomorrow morning. Hope to see you there.

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FDR Drive

I saw you out the window of my master’s car, during a traffic jam. We barked at each other for a while. I thought you made some interesting points. Would love to meet up sometime for a casual, low-key date. Maybe we could go to central park together and eat garbage off the ground. Open to anything. 

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75th Street and Park Avenue

Saw you yesterday afternoon, helping a blind human cross the street. You seem like someone with a gentle soul and a caring heart. Would love to mount you violently from behind and have aggressive sex with your body. 

Click here to read more.